This strange lady was in her late 30's or early 40's and had an 18 year old son.
Me: "Is that a cat in your backpack?"
Her: "Yes I hope that's ok."
Me: "Yeah that's fine. Where are you off to?"
Her: "I want to go to Studio 54."
I start driving and about half way there...
Me: "So are you actually going to take the cat into the bar with you?"
Her: "What have you never seen a girl with a pussy in the bar before?"
Me: "Not a girl with two, I guess now you can go around and ask all the guys if they want to rub your pussy."
Me: (Wondering if that was appropriate)
So we arrive at the bar
Her: After pulling her money out of her bra "Damn these big boobs come in handy sometimes"
Me: "They sure do"