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Friday, May 23, 2008

Crack Whore in Action

I get a call to a house where a bunch of crazy people live (AKA the XXXXXX). I arrive and some guy comes out and tells me he will be right there. I am waiting and waiting and this known crack whore comes around the corner followed by some guy. Her pants are unbuttoned and her zipper down. Her snatch was completely exposed to any onlooker, especially me. The guy asks if I am hired and since that douche bag made me wait forever I said I would take them.

On our way he starts telling her how he is going to fuck her in the ass and how he wants to shave her snatch in the coulees. The whole way he was feeling her up and making out with her. He said he couldn't wait to hit the pipe.

He obviously solicited her as a prostitute. Hope you double wrapped that one buddy.

Afraid Girl Linked to Suspected Stabbing

I had just finished dropping off a fare at around 3:00Am and pulled a u-turn and started driving the other way. At the next intersection a young woman waved me down and I pulled over. She wanted me to call the police and looked very afraid. I asked her why she wanted me to call the police and she told me the she had no money, had to get away from her mother, and was too scared to walk to where she was going. I radioed dispatch to call the police and they were hesitant. I told dispatch to forget about it and took the young woman to where she wanted to go. I could tell that she was quite frightened. I was more than happy to help her out. She looked like she was around thirteen. I asked what her name was and tried to relax her a bit.

I dropped her off and she waited for her to enter the residence, which she did. Very shortly after I heard another driver say that there was a lot of police action at the same intersection where I picked up this young girl. I figured it was not a coincidence and went back to the intersection where I picked her up from. There were a few police cars and an EMT Fire Rescue as well. The police had the canine unit there and I saw them prepping the dog (or whatever the dog was doing, I am not sure). I asked if they were looking for someone and informed the officer of the girl that I drove away from the area. He told me to give my statement to another officer, which I did. I asked the officer why they were there and he told me there was a suspected stabbing but they could not find the victim.

It really got me thinking, did that girl stab someone, was she stabbed and I just didn't realize it. Why were the police called and what was her involvement. I guess the cops were there for a good four hours.

I really wish that I knew more of what happened there and how that girl might have been involved. If I hear anything about it I will be sure to post.


I was flagged for a job near a convience store and I had taken these people to a bar earlier and had no troubles. I thought nothing of it. When we got to their house they all start walking off. I yell that they owe me money and this native guy comes back to the cab and gives me a couple bucks. I tell him that is not enough and I would take his watch as collateral. I looked in the backseat and this guys buddy pissed his pants and it was all over the seat. I got pissed off, he gave me his worthless piece of shit watch and I yelled at his buddy in front of his girlfriends "thanks for pissing all over the back seat asshole". I bet he didn't get laid that night.

I drove around for 40 minutes trying to find a car wash with a shampoo vac.

Manipulating Crack Whore Bitch

Sometime in the evening daylight hours I slowed down to allow a young woman to walk across a crosswalk. She started walking and came up to my door and so I pulled over and she got in (I should have known better). She introduced herself to me and started balling about how she lives out of town and her mother would not come and get her. It went on and on that she had no place to stay, had no money, and she really needed my help. She was pleading with me to help her.

She was pretty convincing to be honest, especially with her sob story. I somehow agreed to take her to her friends house and drive her friend somewhere so that my passenger would have a place to stay. I drove to a known crackhouse and waited for this girl, she came back with two chicken wings and was eating them. She informed me that she was not allowed to stay there.

I offered to pay for her to get to the shelter. She wanted to go to a scuzzy hotel downtown instead. I started the meter and told her I would pay for her ride (dispatch was wondering what was going on at this point). As we were driving to the hotel she asks me to stop at the liquor store! I was pissed, here I was thinking I was helping this women and paying for her ride out of my own pocket and the only thing on her mind was to get liqour. Because I was paying for her ride I declined her stop and took her directly to the hotel.

She completely had me in the palm of her hand. I let her use my personal cell phone, I paid for her ride, she wanted me to give her a cigarette when we got to the hotel and to use my phone again. I said no and drove off.

Manipulating Crack Whore Bitch.


I got a call to a hotel and guess who happens to be the fare. This same lady got in and started giving me the same sob story that had once convinced me to help her out. I explained that I was not impressed about the last time and said if she didn't have any money she was not going anywhere with me. It was 4:00 in the morning. What the hell are you doing trying to find a way home/somewhere else at that time of night. She said she had no money but wanted me to pull around the building. I said I didn't think so and she got out. So what if I had pulled around the building, out of view of the lobby attendant? Maybe she would have said I had assaulted her and blah blah blah.

6 Pack of Beer

I was walking into a liquor store late last night and an older XXXXXX woman was standing at the entrance to the store. As much as I was trying to ignore her she managed to get my attention and said "Can you buy me a six-pack". I told her to "fuck off". People have asked me for change, smokes, etc., but never a six-pack of beer. I just could not believe it, who in their right mind would actually buy a crack whore a six pack of beer. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind helping out someone in need, but not so they can get drunk.

Please note that from now on all women who are jobless/homeless/abusing the system/hookers/etc. will be refered to as Crack Whores. In my town, as in many others I am sure, the majority of this population are XXXXXX.


I picked up a woman and two men from a hotel. The woman sat in the front seat and said "it's my thirty-seventh birthday today". I said "happy birthday!". She then lifted up her shirt and exposed her breasts to me while saying "how do these look for thirty-seven". I said "they look great" all the while wishing that I had never seen the sagging skin flaps on this long over due woman. For all I know she was over 50. I was lost for words. First time I have been flashed driving a cab.

Her son and husband in the back seet never said a word the whole trip.


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