The above photos courtesy of Danny Ponomar at http://www.dapo.ca/



Sunday, May 19, 2013

Weekend Randoms

To be edited when I have some time just putting some ink down.0

Sitting outside of Studio 54 observing two young women helping their guy friend get into my cab. They got him in the front seat and were asking him "do you have money to pay for this" and "where do you live", the guy looked just fucked but was in a good state of mind of just being fucked up and having a good time for all I could tell. He could not remember where he lived and I was more than willing to get this guy home if I was given an exact address to go on.

While these girls were going through this guys pockets to help him out and help me out at least find where he lives a local street vendor approached my car and said to me not to take this guy anywhere and that an ambulance was on the way. Ok whatever. Less than a minute later the ambulance pulled up beside my cab and the emt's came to the guys door, he could not stand on his own and he had to be carried, with the help of his two girlfriends, by the emt's into the back of the ambulance, with a stop on the bumper to check his vitals.

While this is happeneing this random dude comes up to my cab and starts telling me how Studio 54 is the devil and it needs to burn. I didn't immediately understand his motivation and I handed him my lighter and said something to the effect of "make it happen". He declined the lighter and kept going on about the devil and Studio's customers basically, he took a picture of me. Fuck that I was suprised I almost busted out my camera and said "you like being filmed you fuck" I didn't. At first I thought he was just a street bum I hadn't seen before because he had a bag in his hand, I think not he was either just trying to clean up the area or had some bottles I don't know but he told me he was on a mission.

What possesses someone to go on a mission at two am and start preaching to people about gods values or whatever outside of Studio 54. Maybe a good place to start I guess. Just seemed odd.

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Flagged a guy at Boss Hoggs and another cab driver sent me a text saying "that guy is a puker for sure", I saw his buddy help him in the cab and I asked if they were alright, the drunkest of the two said "I am not going to puke I am cool" or whatever the fuck he said, I just started driving on the highway out to Coaldale where they wanted to go and all of a sudden without any warning I hear "whoooaaaaa arhh whoaaaa".  I knew he was fucking puking back there and I didn't say anything because I was on the highway, I got all the way to 30th street before I could safely pull over and this guy started puking out the door.

The damage was done he leaned over his friend and puked on his friends shoes and all over my floor mats and back seat you fucking prick. Hey shit happens I was pissed but I am reasonable and we worked it out and I wasn't a prick about it but I should have been because the taxi company has been giving me the same car now for a week and it smells like puke even after a serious cleaning. It was mostly liquid so harder to clean maybe, just glad pukers are rare (at least puking without saying pull over or stop) the fucking prick just let his stomach loose, glad it wasnt in my own car lol.

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Flagged two guys and two gals from I can't even remember and it was just awesome from the get go I like these random trips. The guy in the front said to the effect "lets just cruise around, maybe drink some beverages and try to find some hookers", not sure if that is what he said exactly but that is what they wanted. All four of them were cool with it. Knowing full well no hooker is going to get into a cab full of people I took them to their hotel first so they could get some beverages to drink while we cruised around.

So we get the beverages from the hotel and they offer me one and I say sure why the fuck not, so I am sipping on my beverage while driving these folks from Ontario around looking for prostitutes basically, we encountered three that night, all were pretty pissed with 21 year old buddy in the front seat, we were cruising around and I took them down by the river for a piss fest or what not. A truck pulled in beside us and they got out and started chatting with them. I got out also and the guy in the truck was worried I was going to phone the police on him so I produced a beverage and a smoke and it was all good.

So my taxi full of white people is now interacting with a truck full of natives and to make a long story short everyone was getting along until one of the girls in the truck called a girl with me a white trashy whore or what not and it was starting to escalate so we just went our seperate ways. I knew the one girl in the truck. R like the bird, lol.

Ended up saying that the ride was over eventually and that I was taking them back to the hotel because the guy in the front was starting to fade a bit. He wanted to go to Tim Hortons on Scenic so I took them all there and he ordered a bagal, nothing more, got out of the cab (this is when I noticed he had pissed himself and on my seat but not too bad. He left his beverage on my dash and I asked him to grab it as we left Tim Hortons to go to the Super 8, he was passing out quick and I grabbed the beverage out of his hand and he kinda woke up and I said your beverage is done I am taking you home.

We get back to the hotel after fucking with three hookers that he encountered (I feel bad I want my customers to be able to find hookers and this guy was actually no different than another hooker trip but he didn't actually want to fuck them and his friends were in the back seat.

Whatever he paid me $125 for the stint.

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The gamblaholic crack head fuck..................I feel bad for this one........... Got a call from dispatch to pick up a fare at a local bar so I arrive and I walk inside and a woman was sitting there and I knew her from years prior. I take her home and she is all friently friendly and so was I, I liked her.

So we get to her house and I see a complete change of additude she gets what she needs to get and now she wants to go somewhere else and doesn;t know where but that I should decide. Jesus just fucking tell me where YOU want to go, anyway...it was either the Casino Lethbridge or Bully's, I convince her somewhat to go to the Flamingo.

We arrive and she asks me to come in with her and that she was going to pay me when we got inside.

I was ok with it and walked in with her. She went to the ATM machine and took out cash. She gave me the twenty for the fifteen dollar fare and asked me to buy her a Canadian. I did and ordered myself a Coke.

I walked back over and gave her the Canadian beer and she was already fast at pace gambling. I asked her to step away from the machine to talk to me right after that. She would not have anything about that and needed to play her VLT keno and she was just sure she was going to win, she had her system and to her it was foolproof, It was not foolproof, she did win some but just kept putting @0 after @0 in different machines thinking she was playinjg sthe system and beating it, before I drove her to her crack house i was cashing in her tickets and giving her the money, I have never ever seen such a person facing what she is facing just spending money like she was. She gave a random person playing a VLT machine 20 dollar bills and stopped someone from paying their interact tab and she paid for their entire tab, literally just throwing m,oney around. Well fuck me...

So dropped her off at her crack dealer I think. I had to ask her for the cab fare. She calls later the same night to ask me to lend her money. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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14 year old lesbian pot smoking nose breaking kicked out minor.... Probably will not mention anything about that because she is a minor.

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Sunday, April 21, 2013

Collision Involving a Taxi




This incident occurred around 3:00am. I claim to have zero factual information about this accident.

I do know that it occurred at approximately 3rd Avenue South and 12 Street South.

If I had to guess this taxi was travelling West bound on 3rd Avenue and I speculate a vehicle driving Southbound on 12 Street failed to yield a stop sign coming from "bar alley" and collided with the taxi.

It appears as though the taxi suffered heavy damage to the front passenger side of the vehicle as well as minor rear passenger side damage.

No other damaged vehicle was present on the scene which leads me to presume that this may have been a hit and run.

The taxi driver seemed to be ok, if that was him I witnessed helping the police and tow truck operator.

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Creepy


I witnessed a taxi picking up a fare the other day and the taxi just said "creepy" on the side of the vehicle in pink lettering. The vehicle also has a slogan that reads... "The worst service for the same price"


Kind of wondering what their motivation is and what sort of objective they may have.


Has anyone reading this ridden in or seen this taxi?

FUCKING CUNT WHORE BITCH


It has been ages since I have kicked someone out of my cab for any reason what so ever but this bitch got under my skin real good and I was ever so nice about it. I need to grow some balls and start burying these bitches in random ditches, just kidding of course but I am still irate and cant stop thinking about her attitude for the last three days, so here goes I hope this helps me forget about this fat ass cunt. 




I have developed a very high level of tolerance for drunken behavior and I let a lot of things slide so long as when I am upset with something that a passenger has done and I clearly let them know I am upset and they continue to disregard my request or statement or otherwise, that's when I get pissed off and things start to escalate.
Picked up this woman, I mean this fucking cunt whore bitch slob, and her friend at Sound Garden late on a Saturday night, Like 2:15am probably the hardest time to get a cab at the bars during bar rush. She says to her friend "I know this guy and I never even fucked him".
Although I had never driven her anywhere before we did know each other because she is a waitress at a local pizza place.
I was informed that the fat ass cunt whore slob was heading West after we dropped her friend off on the North side with a stop at Mcdicks in your mouth. So I start driving to Mcdicks and this woman fucking just started telling me off and arguing with me and I could hardly get a word in, whatever... as I said earlier I have I high level of tolerance and she was clearly intoxicated.
I arrive with this fucking cunt whore that probably likes ten cocks in her ass at once and her decent friend at the North Mcdicks in your mouth and they ordered 2 big mac meals up sized, one with coke one with root beer. We were the only people in the drive thru.
So while the courteous staff at this fine Mcdicks in your mouth were preparing the gaping prolapsed cunt whores likely 14th sandwich of the day it was just taking way to long for them and the slob in the front said it was wrong for me to allow the meter to climb while waiting for their food.
FUCK YOU I AM NOT HELD UP IN A MCDICKS IN YOUR MOUTH DRIVE THRU BECAUSE I WANT TO BE THERE AND YOU EXPECT ME TO SIT AND WAIT FOR FREE SO YOU CAN STUFF YOUR GIANT MOUTH WITH SHIT? AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING?
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She demanded I reset the meter to zero and basically not be paid for driving there and waiting for their shit. So they get their food in a reasonable amount of time while bitching the whole time about the wait.
I drive to the north address and the woman in the back that was relatively quiet and respectable gave the fat ass whore in the front seat ten bucks for her share and the meter was at 19.95. 

The gaping fat ass whore in the front seat that looked like she was ready to birth quadruplets decided that I needed to reset the meter and that I needed to take her to the West side for free because her friend gave her ten dollars. Oh my fucking shit fuck. I said she still owed me ten dollars thus far and it would likely be another 15 dollars or more to go to the west side.
This cunt was all upset with me the entire time saying "wow you took the longest possible way to get here", her friend in the back piped up "this is the quickest way actually". So i am doubting I am going to get paid to go West from North, I ask for the money up front to go to the West side (the 10 still owed and 15 to go west so 25 dollars), she says the ten is good and to just get her home, I said fuck no you need to pay me now or I am not going to drive you West. She pulled out the money but would not put it in my hand for whatever reason, meanwhile saying I need to go to her friends house tomorrow to get paid that I just stopped at and was told to go fuck myself.
I asked her to get the fuck out and she would not, I started reversing to go knock on her friends door to inform her that I was about to kick her friend out of my cab. I was frustrated and stressed as fuck and backed into a parked car hard enough that a neighbor came out. There was no damage and i gave the guy my business card and whoever I hit called to ask yesterday which vehicle I hit cause she couldn't tell.
Anyways... I knock on her friends door and she comes out bitching "you woke up my whole family" (i didn't knock very hard) I said "listen I am not taking your friend home she is not going to pay me, either I leave her here or I am calling the cops" and she told me to fuck off basically, awesome friend you have you fucking fat ass cunt whore.
I asked her to get out and she would not and she demanded I take her home to the West side for free basically. I asked her pay me the 25 dollars upfront and I would drive her home. She refused and I said I would just drop her off downtown. I was actually kinda scared of this super drunk woman that had at least 250 to 300 pounds on me.
So I figure lets not cause a scene on some quiet road and started driving down Stafford, she must have thought she had gotten the better of me and was on the phone with her pimp for all I know. Instead of heading West I turned on first ave and headed towards Sound Garden (where I picked her up), she started saying how I am going the wrong way and I told her that I explained numerous times that we were done, I informed her if she had a problem I would phone the police.
My reasoning basically for taking her back to the Sound Garden to eject her was that I would not be alone with her (there would be witnesses) I would have help removing her 350 pound ass from someone that wanted a ride and just reduced liability and what not.


I pulled up to Sound Garden in full argument with this slutty cunt fucking whore. I put it in park, got out and some guy said "are you available?". I said yes and opened the passenger door and said "this girl has to go".
She got out on her own accord. She left her "help me put on a few more rolls " Mickdicks in my mouth food in the front seat.
I tossed her diet coke which splattered in front of Sound Garden the tossed her food, meanwhile 911 emergency is calling me back, it didn't get to that point put I did threaten to call the police I didn't realize I had actually dialed so my next two fares I was on the phone with the police, my bad there but fuck you. You are now known to me the biggest drunkest cunt whore I have ever met.
FUCK YOU ARE THE BIGGEST BITCH I HAVE EVER MET THANKS FOR COMPLETELY WASTING MY TIME YOU FAT ASS FUCKING WHORE. YOU ARE PLEASANT WHEN SOBER BUT FOR ME TO BE WRITING THIS YOU GOTTA LAY OFF THE BOOZE.


Saturday, March 23, 2013

Video of a Woman Puking In Taxi

About an hour ago I picked up three young women standing on the street near Pulse Nightclub. They asked if I would take them to McDonald's and I said sure. The got in and said they were going to the West side after McDonald's.

So on the way the woman in the front seat is saying how she is going to puke soon if she doesn't get her McDonald's. She didn't seem that bad and its not like I immediately pulled over expecting her to puke.

We get to Mcdicks in your mouth and they order their food and I pull up to the window and they pay for their crap and we were waiting when she started saying again how much she wanted to puke or whatever.

So I encouraged her, I said why don't you just puke and get it over with or something like that. She said she was going to try to puke out the door while in the drive thru. I told her to go for it and asked if I could film her trying, she said yes. So she opens the door and I bust out the video camera while she is leaning out the door and it was a tough angle for me but I got the shot.

She also said she might not be able to puke because it is hard for her to puke so I gave her my pen and told her to put it down her throat to help her puke.

She accepted my advice, grabbed the pen, and put it down her throat and eventually puked with my encouragement.

It was interesting and I showed them the video and they asked me to upload it so here it is.... Video of some random woman putting a pen down her throat to induce vomiting in a McDonald's drive thru.




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Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Real "Classy"


The owner of a taxi business allegedly decided to pay a 13 year old girl $40 for a blow job.

I wonder how many 8 years old girls and 10 year olds are under 61 year old Robert John Gerard's belt. Ever have him drive your children home? I wonder if he sexually assaulted your 6 year old daughter. I will not be sending my children home with such an unclassy taxi, unless they have been bad lately and need some real punishment.


http://www.cjocfm.com/news-and-info/lethbridge-news/another-arrest-in-sex-assault-case-involving-13-year-old-girl/

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/story/2013/02/22/calgary-lethbridge-prostition-13-year-old.html

Wear a Seatbelt


I picked up this girl and her friends from a random bar and we were well along our way when all of a sudden 4 or 5 deer ran in front of me. I hit the brakes hard to avoid an imminent collision with the herd. The woman in the front seat was drunk and not wearing a seat belt. Her body propelled forward and her face slammed hard into the dash and was forced into my gear shifter, leaving me in park after stopping.

I was surprised she didn't break her nose and or neck. All i said was "aren't you wearing your seat belt?"

Not many people wear their seat belts when I drive them home, every passenger should because you just never know what could happen, really surprised she did not suffer a more serious injury, same goes for everyone else in the car I just did not see them react in the back seat.

By getting into a taxi may not always be as safe it seems anymore in Lethbridge.

Monday, October 8, 2012

Random Pics













hmm


Strangely it seemed so real.

I was driving out to coaldale to pick up my fare at this party. There were trains everwhere and they seemed to be travelling at random places without real tracks and it was difficult to manuevar around them while they were traveling at such high speeds. Once I made it out there it seemed like a company Christmas party. The adults were drinking on the one side and the kids were having fun on the other, playing with each other, just as kids do, but not sexually. OK

So I flag down a couple of guys and a gal and we are headed back to Lethbridge. But it isn’t the normal way to lethbridge. It was a magical mountain road and I was driving on the clouds. I came up to a tight turn on the road and was confronted by a train that was stuck or something. Everyone was laughing and having a good time when I tried to maneuver my way around the train. When all of a sudden it started to back up and it hit me. Maybe it was a semi/train. It was powered by what looked like a diesel tank like on a semitrailer. So this train backs up and hits me as I try to pass it. The female driver of the train, whom was wearing a blue conductors hat and a red collared shirt …. Anyway the front right part of my car was struck by the train which had fuel tanks similar to the diesel semis you see around. I punctured the trains diesel fuel tanks and raw eggs started pouring out onto the cloud road that I was on. Everyone started freaking out and the train driver said “my eggs, my eggs”, I was the only calm one at this point and the collision didn’t seem to bother me and I continued driving, scraping the train with the van on the cloud road and driving over the spilled eggs, which seemed to be everywhere and still gushing out from the egg fuel tanks.

So I get to town and stop at this bar and immediately leave for some reason. I then remember I had forgotten my passengers or they had forgot to pay, I forget. So I start driving eratically down the sidewalk of this brick paved road nearly killing people in my attempt to find my fare. I somehow found them and there happened to be a couple of pizzas and a salad in the back seat, the one guy sat on some of the pizza and squished it real good while the other two passengers were eating a different pizza. They were trying out this new gilligans bar.

Anyway that trip came to an end and I decided to drive downtown to another bar where I was confronted by some protesters that were protesting something or another. They were blocking my way and I considered just driving over them all to get to where I was going when I recognized someone. So I reversed into another vehicle, and kept going on my way to the bar. It seemed completely normal for me to drive right into the bar where a wedding seemed to be going on, before I could make it around the corner of the inside of the bar to where the real action was I was stopped by some dude who said “are you available”, I said yes and asked where he was going.  He said “man, I am so lazy, I just need a ride up the hill you just came down”. I asked how far up the hill and he said “about half way up”. I said sure and noticed on the television that a show was on in the bar. I commented “what are you guys watching the powerrangers”, I immediately corrected myself and said “no wait, it is the ninga turtles”, followed by “actually they look like powerrangers dressed like ninga turtles” and they were plotting some cartoon scheme.

So I start driving through this crowd of people and struggle up the hill due to my poor transmission which keeps slipping in and out of drive, if I was parked it would have looked like some huge animals were fornicating in the car it was bouncing up and down so much, like it had hydraulics I guess. At first the taxi I was driving was a white sedan and this was the first time I noticed from the outside that the taxi was actually a red van, and the liscence plate said “RETIRED” on it, from the previous owner whom I bought the taxi from I suppose. I got them up the hill and these gremlin looking things were trying to attack my van to get a ride somewhere and I sped up and ran a few down while a couple others clung to the roof of the van while I was swerving trying to knock them off. Green blood was spilled throughout the road, and my once white angel looking taxi was now an old retirees van with raw eggs and green blood all over it.

And then I woke up and wrote this about it.
I have already asked the crown prosecutors office for full disclosure for each ticket, which I have not received yet. That will be my first objection as the trial begins if I don't receive the disclosure.
I also plan on filing a motion in order to publish the disclosure information I receive. I am still looking into the process. Not really sure if I have to file paperwork before the trial to file a motion or just bring it up at trial.
I have planned my defense quite extensively and will explain what happens after the trial is over.
For the crossing the center line ticket I plan to claim that it was possible that someone else could have been driving the vehicle because I was not pulled over immediately after the alleged offence (I was issued the ticket as I returned to the vehicle), therefore there is a reasonable doubt that I was not in fact the offender and it could have been anyone driving my vehicle. I also plan to subpoena the officers partner who issued me the ticket so I have the opportunity to cross examine them, which I should discover through the full disclosure.
I have other evidence to present at trial, mostly related to the burnt out headlight.
I can't wait to cross examine the officer and make him feel like a complete asshole. I was planning on questioning the officer on whether or not he is married, the crown would likely object. I would withdraw my question and ask if I have ever had sex with his wife. Another obvious objection, then I was planning on asking why this particular officer was harassing me, prejudice, etc. I figure that he only issued me two tickets so I won't do that, but had he issued me a third I certainly would have felt harassed.
The fact is I like this police officer and he seemed friendly and nice to talk with. I realize he was just doing his job and answered all of my questions respectfully, but that is not going to stop me from defending myself.
You may think this is a complete waste of my time, I consider it an entertaining learning experience.
Tips for Effective Cross Examination of Police Officers In Traffic Courthttp://trafficcourtpros.com/blog/?p=2111
 

The Puker

This guy walked out of boss hoggs the other day and spewed his guts out in the parking lot, I was the only cab around at the time and I thought I should just take off because I knew he would be wanting a ride soon, he had a couple of friends with him and they came over and asked if I could take their friend, I said I didn't have a bag or anywhere for him to puke and was going to say no, they convinced me otherwise I guess, well the guy that puked came over and said he was ok and what not, I said I would take him home and rolled his window down and told him if he had to puke to ask me to stop or just do it out the window, well I guess he got tired of having the window open so he rolled it up, he was hiccuping along the way and every bump we his I though he was going to lose his stomach again, it is nerve racking because I knew he had already pucked once, why not a second time in the taxi? it turned out fine, pretty rare people actually puke in the taxi, I am talking like 0.03 percent of fares or less.

Thanks for the laugh

Someone told me joke and it went a little somthing like this ... a guy walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist where the tampons are, the pharmacist directs to guy to where they are, he comes back to the counter with cotton balls and string, the pharmacist says those aren't tampons and the guy says, I sent my wife out for cigarettes the other day and she came back with a can of tobbacco and rolling papers, she said it was cheaper for him to roll his own, so he was returning the favour and she could make her own tampons.

A while back do not even remember who said that, made my night.

Mistaken Identity

I have not posted for a while because this is a thankless blog. I receive far more negative emails and comments than I care to read.

This homeless fuck has been trying to figure me out for the past year and I feel bad for the guy he thinks is writing this current post. I don't exactly understand all of this guys emails but he is a complete fuck up as far as I am concerned. The most current email...

"Marcel Trinkaus stays at the Lethbridge Shelter.
I know because I am there as well but doesn't look like he might be staying there much longer.
Due to him posting something he wasn't.
So if anyone wants to beat him down that's a good place to start."

Yeah you are mistaken, I am not Marcel Trinkaus, and if I was I wouldn't give two shits about saying I am not him. My point is go beat up and kill someone else you piece of shit, tired of your threatening comments not even directed towards me because you think I am someone else.

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