The above photos courtesy of Danny Ponomar at

Sunday, September 14, 2014

The Escape

I was overloaded lets say and had a bunch of women sitting all over each other and left the bar area.

I turned onto a major road in Lethbridge and signaled left and switched lanes but my signal light was still on, and I wanted to go straight, and a cop was turning left and they turned right in front of me.

I almost hit the police car and they must have seen my overloaded vehicle as I hit the brakes.

I knew they saw whatever they saw and I witnessed the Police cruiser turned their lights on and was turning around....

So I decided to make a quick turn and ducked into an alley, and tried to continue on (in the winter) and drove across a parking barrier to get those girls home.

I damaged the taxi for sure going over the concrete under the snow, but lost the officer I think may have been turning around to chase me.


"Pen15" written on my arm. 

(Update September 15)....

Wow I feel like a complete "Fuck Tard".  I did not realize until the next day that "Pen15" that was written on my arm kinda definately looks like PENIS.

I drove 3 woman and 1 guy from Hudsons in Lethbridge to Coaldale and it was a fun trip not gonnaa lie, the woman in the front seat was cute as hell and she was snooping around in my car opening the glove box and what not, I didn't really care I have nothing much in there anyways when she started playing with perhaps my most favorite contraption...

Well it really isn't what you might imagine but this woman asked if I would like to be in her Pen15 club and I thought it was some sort of writing thing. Little did I know I ended up going home with "Penis" written on my arm.

It was cool I got pranked in the most acceptable way.


Saturday, September 13, 2014


I apologize to every Native person I may have offended, You know what my best trip tonight were Native people and I enjoyed the trip very much, none of you will remember me but you were cool.

It is the 5 percent of the fucktards that get me going crazy.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Security Guards

I got a fare from there to Medicine Hat mall and continued on with my day.


That same night I came back to Lethbridge and I knew the last night of Whoop up Days was ending so I decided to try and get a flag at the South entrance where I and other cab drivers had been picking people up all week.

I arrive and the security officer told me taxis were only allowed to pick up at the North entrance. Fine whatever I drove to the North entrance and they were closing the entry down as well as the pedestrian exit so I proceeded to drive all the way around Henderson Lake to get back to the South entrance where people were actually leaving and needing rides from.

I pulled up right at the entrance and was immediately confronted by a security guard (possibly the same guy as before), he was waving me off and telling me I could not park there, he came up to my window and was very aggressively asking me to leave, I said I was just waiting for a fare and was not blocking traffic, he continued to try to intimidate me and I locked my doors fearing what he may do next, he threatened to phone the police and I said go ahead, so he said he was going to call them and went back into the exhibition grounds.

He came back to my car with 2 other security guards and they were all yelling at me to leave. A private citizen approached my car and said to me "these guys have about as much authority as your asshole". perfect and I agreed and said I wasn't moving and to either write me a ticket or phone the police. The one guy radioed that they needed the LRPS and pretty much right after that someone got in my car and I left.

Never heard anything about there police complaint but what a bunch of cunts. Gotta get my video camera out a bit more to just show how people go crazy over absolutely nothing. I did nothing wrong what so ever but they sure did stress me out.


Not sure I have had the police called on me twice in one day, too bad I couldn't have made it three.

Repost - Most Viewed - Cunt Whore Bitch

Check original comments, funny as hell.

It has been ages since I have kicked someone out of my cab for any reason what so ever but this bitch got under my skin real good and I was ever so nice about it. I need to grow some balls and start burying these bitches in random ditches, just kidding of course but I am still irate and cant stop thinking about her attitude for the last three days, so here goes I hope this helps me forget about this fat ass cunt. 

I have developed a very high level of tolerance for drunken behavior and I let a lot of things slide so long as when I am upset with something that a passenger has done and I clearly let them know I am upset and they continue to disregard my request or statement or otherwise, that's when I get pissed off and things start to escalate.
Picked up this woman, I mean this fucking cunt whore bitch slob, and her friend at Sound Garden late on a Saturday night, Like 2:15am probably the hardest time to get a cab at the bars during bar rush. She says to her friend "I know this guy and I never even fucked him".
Although I had never driven her anywhere before we did know each other because she is a waitress at a local pizza place.
I was informed that the fat ass cunt whore slob was heading West after we dropped her friend off on the North side with a stop at Mcdicks in your mouth. So I start driving to Mcdicks and this woman fucking just started telling me off and arguing with me and I could hardly get a word in, whatever... as I said earlier I have I high level of tolerance and she was clearly intoxicated.
I arrive with this fucking cunt whore that probably likes ten cocks in her ass at once and her decent friend at the North Mcdicks in your mouth and they ordered 2 big mac meals up sized, one with coke one with root beer. We were the only people in the drive thru.
So while the courteous staff at this fine Mcdicks in your mouth were preparing the gaping prolapsed cunt whores likely 14th sandwich of the day it was just taking way to long for them and the slob in the front said it was wrong for me to allow the meter to climb while waiting for their food.
She demanded I reset the meter to zero and basically not be paid for driving there and waiting for their shit. So they get their food in a reasonable amount of time while bitching the whole time about the wait.
I drive to the north address and the woman in the back that was relatively quiet and respectable gave the fat ass whore in the front seat ten bucks for her share and the meter was at 19.95. 

The gaping fat ass whore in the front seat that looked like she was ready to birth quadruplets decided that I needed to reset the meter and that I needed to take her to the West side for free because her friend gave her ten dollars. Oh my fucking shit fuck. I said she still owed me ten dollars thus far and it would likely be another 15 dollars or more to go to the west side.
This cunt was all upset with me the entire time saying "wow you took the longest possible way to get here", her friend in the back piped up "this is the quickest way actually". So i am doubting I am going to get paid to go West from North, I ask for the money up front to go to the West side (the 10 still owed and 15 to go west so 25 dollars), she says the ten is good and to just get her home, I said fuck no you need to pay me now or I am not going to drive you West. She pulled out the money but would not put it in my hand for whatever reason, meanwhile saying I need to go to her friends house tomorrow to get paid that I just stopped at and was told to go fuck myself.
I asked her to get the fuck out and she would not, I started reversing to go knock on her friends door to inform her that I was about to kick her friend out of my cab. I was frustrated and stressed as fuck and backed into a parked car hard enough that a neighbor came out. There was no damage and i gave the guy my business card and whoever I hit called to ask yesterday which vehicle I hit cause she couldn't tell.
Anyways... I knock on her friends door and she comes out bitching "you woke up my whole family" (i didn't knock very hard) I said "listen I am not taking your friend home she is not going to pay me, either I leave her here or I am calling the cops" and she told me to fuck off basically, awesome friend you have you fucking fat ass cunt whore.
I asked her to get out and she would not and she demanded I take her home to the West side for free basically. I asked her pay me the 25 dollars upfront and I would drive her home. She refused and I said I would just drop her off downtown. I was actually kinda scared of this super drunk woman that had at least 250 to 300 pounds on me.
So I figure lets not cause a scene on some quiet road and started driving down Stafford, she must have thought she had gotten the better of me and was on the phone with her pimp for all I know. Instead of heading West I turned on first ave and headed towards Sound Garden (where I picked her up), she started saying how I am going the wrong way and I told her that I explained numerous times that we were done, I informed her if she had a problem I would phone the police.
My reasoning basically for taking her back to the Sound Garden to eject her was that I would not be alone with her (there would be witnesses) I would have help removing her 350 pound ass from someone that wanted a ride and just reduced liability and what not.

I pulled up to Sound Garden in full argument with this slutty cunt fucking whore. I put it in park, got out and some guy said "are you available?". I said yes and opened the passenger door and said "this girl has to go".
She got out on her own accord. She left her "help me put on a few more rolls " Mickdicks in my mouth food in the front seat.
I tossed her diet coke which splattered in front of Sound Garden the tossed her food, meanwhile 911 emergency is calling me back, it didn't get to that point put I did threaten to call the police I didn't realize I had actually dialed so my next two fares I was on the phone with the police, my bad there but fuck you. You are now known to me the biggest drunkest cunt whore I have ever met.

A Happier Note

Picked up some British folks from the Lethbridge Lodge not long ago and the vehicle was full and everyone was having a good time and the woman sitting next to me said "You have a really small knob" (commenting on a vehicular feature), my god everyone just cracked up laughing at her comment and out came the small penis and every other sexual comments you could imagine.

I believe I said "I thought it was quite a large knob but obviously not".

I loved this very short but entertaining trip, pretty sure I recorded this one. Might come back with more if I can find it.

The Fucking Natives That I Have to Deal WIth (Not All)

Sorry to be completely racist sounding but the last 3 nights in a row I have been ripped off all 3 nights by Native people.

Most notably was a trip from Henderson Lake area and I have had the one guy in my car before and had to ask a security guard at a seniors residence to make sure I was all right while ejecting the two people in the car at the time as they had no more money to go to the shelter and were threatening to kill each other.

Anyway picked these 3 guys up and they had some money and I said I would give them a deal to not go too far (7-11 by Sandman Hotel) so we get there and I guess that destination is only a liquor stop before they want to go to the homeless shelter, whatever I waited one guy got out bought the bottle of whisky and two others got out and started panhandling outside of the Cold Beer and 7-11 store.

This was going on and on and I told the guy that was paying me I was starting the meter and he would have to pay above and beyond what he had already paid me for the previously agreed upon trip, so I sat there while this fuck drank his whisky in my front seat and one guy panhandling came and offered some chips to the guy that someone had given him and he said "what the fuck do I want chips for lets get out of here lets go" He kept asking his friends to leave with him while they continued panhandling and harassing people as far as I am concerned.

I told the guy straight up that I was not happy and that he was going to have to pay me for waiting while his buddies were panhandling, whatever long story short we take off back to the same place I picked them up at and I was paid a nominal amount so I wasn't completely burned but these fuck tards just wanted to sit in my car and drink their booze.

No problem if you are paying me I'll do whatever really I don't care (within reason), so I said I am not just gonna sit there and let them party in my car and asked for the rest of the money, "oh don't worry about it lets just go for a drive around" someone said and I said fuck no you guys need to pay me now or get out, they were struggling to find enough cash, at one point someone handed me a small tooth floss packet, I laughed and said if they didn't get out I was going to phone the police because they couldn't pay me fully.

They did get out and I am sure it isn't the first time that they have figured out how to take advantage of a taxi driver.


Next night native number 2 completely ripped me off don't even want to say how. Fucking cunt.


Next night I felt kinda bad about I picked up this lone Native woman from a bar and took her to the West side, all the while she was scared that her husband was going to vigorously beat her. We arrived at the house and she said she had to go into the house to grab the money, I hate that shit at least let me know when you get in that is what is going to happen. I went up to the house with her thinking "not again" and she went to the back yard and started knocking on the window saying "this is my sons place" blah blah blah no one answered and she said she wanted to go somewhere else, I said I would take her but she would need to pay me for the trip thus far, she handed me a 20 dollar bill so I was assured.

She said she wasn't going much further on the same road so I didn't even turn the meter back on and just decided to take her. We took a left on Lafayette to Lafayette Place which was not the right place so we took Laval to Dalhousie and again the wrong place and I took her further down Columbia and still not the right place.

She didn't know the address of her daughter and I basically said either give me an address or I am unable to help you, I said that we had gone in every single direction from KFC West Lethbridge and I wasn't going to keep driving around aimlessly unless she was willing to pony up some more cash. 

She wanted to try another road to see if she recognized some random West Lethbridge house and I said we had gone every which way from the KFC, I said bottom line because she didn't want to pay me more that she would either have to get out and find her own way or that I would take her to the homeless shelter for free.

She was not having the homeless shelter idea and decided to get out without having a clue of where she was going to go. I mean I let her off at the Mac's and felt kinda bad but I tried my best in that situation all the while losing bar rush revenue.


Yes I feel like an asshole posting this but fuck it.... Let the Racial Profiling begin because it is the way it is. The one woman I wouldn't say how she ripped me off, just a pro to be honest and obviously not the first time I don't care to comment on her other than what I have said, as to not give people any ideas.

Care Cabs of Medicine Hat - What a Bunch of Cunts

I had a fare to drive a few British guys out to the CFB Suffield and they were completely fine. When I got to the base there were roughly 50 soldiers waiting at the gate to get themselves to Medicine Hat.

I figured since I was already out there why not make some extra cash. I ended up doing three trips that Saturday afternoon to Medicine Hat from Suffield.

The Cunt I am talking about was from Medicine Hat and working for Care Cabs car number one roughly second last Saturday in August. Anyways this cunt gets out of her taxi and I am just waiting in the "taxi shelter" at the base and she just laid into me.

The conversation went pretty much like this:

Cunt Whore Care Cabs: "Is that your taxi"

Me: "Yes"

Cunt Whore Care Cabs: "What are you doing out here you are out of your jurisdiction"

Me: "I don't believe I am I just dropped someone off here and am waiting for a fare, maybe someone going back to Lethbridge"

Cunt Whore Care Cabs: "No one is going to go to Lethbridge from here"

Me: "Well you never know and if someone wants to go anywhere else including Medicine Hat I will take them there"

Cunt Whore Care Cabs: "You need to get out of here you cant be here look at your taxi, it is blah blah blah and you don't even have a phone number on your car, I am calling the Military Police"

Me: "Ok then do what you have to do, just remember we are not in Medicine Hat and you are out of your jurisdiction just as I am"

So I get back in my car fully expecting the police to show up. I started looking up the Medicine Hat Taxi Bylaws on my phone and it clearly stated that the applicable bylaws only apply within the corporate city boundaries of Medicine Hat. I felt assured I was doing nothing wrong as the closest town is Ralston, population estimated 500, so I sat there and waited.

Sure enough within about 5 minutes a Military Police officer came out of the entrance where I was parked and asked me what I was up to and that they had received a complaint. I said I had dropped someone off earlier and had been taking people into Medicine Hat. He mentioned he had some crazy lady call and they had to respond, a Military Police cruiser then pulled up to assist the officer that was talking to me.

I said I am from Lethbridge and not Medicine Hat and that I didn't believe I was doing anything wrong, he mentioned something about a taxi war going on and I laughed assuring him I wasn't involved in any wars. He said I was fine to be there and allowed me to carry on with my day, meanwhile the cunt whore hooker looking taxi driver from Care Cabs in Medicine Hat left with a fare before the officer arrived.

I got a fare from there to Medicine Hat mall and continued on with my day.



Sorry Alicia I could not find or didn't write about the cab experience you had with me years ago, probably somewhere in my rantings.

I still remember the trip to this day and am quite surprised you remembered it after all these years. You were quite intoxicated at the time and I don't remember where I picked you up from but I knew you weren't doing so well and asked you to tell me to pull over if you needed to puke.

I remember hearing you burp and it was clear to me that you had puked in your mouth and I kinda pretended not to notice thinking at the time that we were a couple blocks from your house.

As we were pulling up about 2 houses away you couldn't hold it in any longer and puked into your hands and onto your clothes. I stopped at this point and you let it out of the car, paid me and forgot something in the vehicle that I returned the next day.

I was impressed that you got very little to no puke in the actual car and that it was all in your hands and on your clothes.

I only mention this because I thought it was cool that you remembered me after all that time, it has been years I couldn't give a specific time, definitely made my night tonight.

And not gonna creep you on face book this time, lol sorry.


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