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Thursday, August 27, 2015

Hooker Pickup

It still surprises me most people don't think that hookers are in Lethbridge.

Dropped off some guy at the Quality Inn and drove by the Casino Lethbridge and some cowboy looking guy was looking for a ride. He proceeded to tell me that he was looking for a massage parlour and what not. I said we can try but I am pretty sure they close before midnight.

Not really knowing where the Asian rub and tug actually is we checked out Classy comfort rub and tug on 13th street North. They were closed so we went to the next rub and tug, also on 13th street North, called Studio Royal. It was ten to 12 and I know they close at 12 normally but they looked closed.

I said he could try the door but I think he is out of luck. He tried and the door was open so he went inside. Everything seemed all good so he came back to the car to pay me when two ghastly women came to the business entrance and told the man that they could not tonight because their pimp had arrived and that he was welcome to come back in the morning. Correction to that : the business owner had arrived and not their pimp as alleged.

So off we go mise well try to find a girl at a bar I offered an escort contact which I had never really tried but this guy was legit and clean and had money and sober so I texted her and she responded basically that she would not accept dates through third parties. So much for that I apologized to her via text.

Well we drove by Average Joes and it didn't seem to be his thing I said we were close by the downtown hookers and that it was not my recommendation whatsoever, so we cruise around and no one is around. He wants to try the Top Hat just to make sure I was right that it was closed and sure enough it was. He settled on Hudsons as a more quiet plate later on a Wednesday night.

Upon arrival he paid me and I mentioned that the character waiting outside the car was suspicious and just kinda warned him because he was from out of town, so he gets out and the guy outside my cab extends his hand for a shake and the guy pretty much ignores him and walks into the bar.

I get out and briefly talk to the guy and mention that he was looking for a hooker. Well guess what that just so happens to be his God damn specialty is what he pretty much said.

So I walk back into the bar and sat at the bar in Hudsons and the bartender came over right away (it was quiet) and I said "I am good for now". I was a little apprehensive but I said to the guy I had just dropped off "I don't know how to say this but that guy out there says he can get a girl for you if you want", he says "I will finish my drink and be right out". I looked at him and said "just be careful man".

So he comes out in record time I barely lit a cigarette and he had a full drink he probably just left there so all three of us get in the car and buddy starts directing me where to go. Well we end up where anyone that knows where to find a hooker knows where to find a hooker and this time there is actually a couple girls there. His finders fee agreed upon in advance was ten dollars.

So he invited the girls over to the car, well he invited one woman but two came and he asked the other one to leave so they could chat and he introduced her to the guy in the backseat. They pretty much looked each other up and proceeded to go to where this guy was staying no questions asked what so ever and never a talk about any exchange of money other than the guys ten dollar finders fee I am sure the girl was unaware of and of course paying for my taxi service.

So we get back to the casino where he was staying in his rv or camper or I don't know I never saw it and he paid me and they got out. I sat there a couple minutes and he ran into the casino I assume to buy condoms I have no clue or to not allow me to see where he was parked which was fine with me because the pimp essentially had touched my chest looking for a wire.

What an odd ball junkie really can't say much else there could have been recording devices all over my car. Anyway this girl sees someone she knows at the casino and they hug. I take off soon after.

I think I mentioned in the first sentence how most people think prostitution does not exist in Lethbridge. To those people: you are dead wrong, it could not be much more rampant if you know where to look or how to find it.

Want to get fucked in the ass tonight with a strap on tonight?  Hell I might just post the damn number on here.

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Taxi Party Time

Well for lack of a better title here goes one of my most interesting encounters.

Picked up two young males and a young female from around Studio 54 Nightclub. I was instructed to go a block or two away while the guy made his phone calls and what not and I was hoping he was going to be quick.

The guy in the front started making numerous calls and no one would answer and the male and female in the backseat could not get enough of each other. When things started getting hot and heavy in the back I started up and was saying "what is the plan?" and "where are you going exactly?" and "what do you want me to do"?

At this point I was thinking what the fuck this is going know where fast and I was getting agitated.

These guys were not from town and were just trying to figure out their situation for the night and where they were going. After maybe 10 phone calls to friends zero answered and in the meantime buddy and his date were making out hard in the backseat.

I was getting upset with just sitting and doing nothing while they were arguing their plan and the young woman piped up and said it was cool for the both of them to come to her moms house and she was going to drive them home in the morning, which happened to be like an hour and a half away.

So buddy in the front seat wants no part of it. I kinda wanted to say at this point to stop cock blocking his bro but they were obviously good friends I convinced the guy in the front to go to the girls house
so basically the couple could have sex.

It was escalating between them about how they were going to get home and what the fuck.

I'll tell you what the girl they were with was so accommodating and the guy in the front was cock blocking for sure, hell she even called a friend over to her moms house to fuck her "dates" friend. He started going into her racially a little bit and there was an argument.

Well long story short is she and or them paid me to wait while the dude and his girl went into her mothers house to have sex, while I was sitting with the friend.

He gave me a beer and whatever why not I drank one with him and told him I didn't care if he did a line in the backseat as he had requested.

We chatted and had a cigarette and his buddy was apparantly texting him while having sex with this girl and he said he would be out soon.

So buddy and I are standing outside this residence waiting for his friend to finish fucking this girl that he had obviously just met at the club and he comes out and gets in my car.

Buddy asks "so did you fuck her"? His reply was "Yes but I didn't get to finish because her mom kept coming downstairs and they were yelling in Korean at each other or what not". So pretty much they just met and fucked each other while her mom was yelling at her. How romantic.

Well the dude I was "hanging out with" was pissed off and we started on our journey to get to where
they were going.

Guy gets in and there is cocaine everywhere in my backseat and he is questioning me about it I said I didn't give a shit and they were careful to acknowledge I wasn't breaking any driving laws.

I allowed them to do perhaps a couple 8 balls of cocaine, I really enjoyed it.

Hard to edit on Google but I allowed them to do more cocaine than I have ever seen anyone do.

So I get these guys to where they need to go after the one guy fucked his girl. I allowed them to party in my car and the cocaine was busted out and I said I did not care at all. They gave me another drink  and we smoked and it was cool listening to EDM music with these guys while they were high as fuck. Turns out the one guy is in the WHL. I even looked him up later to confirm and sure enough he is on the roster. Awesome guys but they went straight on driving back to hometown drunk and clearly intoxicated on drugs.

Hope they made it.

Last thing... They were not members of the Lethbridge Huricaines.


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