The above photos courtesy of Danny Ponomar at http://www.dapo.ca/



Monday, April 6, 2009

FUCK YOU XXXXXX- BIG DICKS IN YOUR ASS IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WORTHLESS FUCKING FAG- THE BOUNCER IS NOT ABLE TO HELP YOUR CAUSE SO TAKE YOUR ANAL BEADS YOU SIT ON ALL NIGHT AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR BOYFRIENDS THROAT.

Hold on, I recant that statement, I don't want you to do something that you both enjoy, WHY DON'T YOU FUCK EACH OTHER UP THE ASS, oh wait, again with something you both enjoy.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND DIE YOU WORTHLESS FAT FUCK. FUCK YOU. XXXXXX TAXI, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST NAME YOURSELF EVERY FOLD IS A DIFFERENT PLEASURE AND FEEL FREE TO DOUBLE PENETRATE MY ASS BECAUSE MY GAY BOYFRIENDS LIKE TO FIND NEW FOLDS AND FUCK ME FREELY (I KNOW IT WAS TOO LONG OF A NAME SO XXXXXX WORKS FINE).

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU WHINNY LITTLE BITCH. OH I AM BANNED FROM THE PARKING LOT, CALL THE BOUNCERS THEN THE COPS, FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, TAKE YOUR FUCKING SIGN AND RAM IT UP YOUR LOOSE ANUS. I HOPE AFTER ALL YOUR BOYFRIENDS ARE FINISHED TRIPLE PENETRATING YOU THAT YOUR PROLAPSED ANUS WILL FIX ITSELF SOMEHOW, SERIOUSLY HOW DO YOU DRIVE AROUND WITH A PROLAPSED ANUS AND SHOVE THOSE BASEBALL SIZED ANAL BEADS INTO YOURSELF?

BY THE WAY YOUR MAN BRA IS WAY TOO FUCKING SMALL, YOU DEFINITELY NEED TO UPGRADE TO TRIPLE WWW BECAUSE YOUR MAN BOOBS ARE HANGING OVER THE FUCKING STEERING WHEEL.

I THINK I TOOK YOUR TAXI ONCE AND ALWAYS WONDERED WHY THERE WERE TWO MASSIVE SLOTS THROUGH THE REAR OF THE DRIVERS SEAT WITH A SIGN THAT SAYS "PLEASE FUCK ME AND THERE IS A MASSIVE CUSTOM MADE BLACK DILDO AVAILABLE IF I AM TOO LOOSE".

ARE YOU STILL BEING CHARGED WITH DRUGGING AND RAPPING THOSE TWO YOUNG ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BOYS? GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR TRIAL XXXXXX DRIVE MY ANUS TAXI.

But seriously you should lay off the trans fats you fat fuck. Those twenty litre jugs are meant for the fryer and not for drinking like bottles of water.

I am absolutely livid about what happened at the XXXXXX tonight and quite frankly every Sunday we have a similar encounter. Fuck your gay little sign and the 1991 taxi you rode in on. I am surprised that beast actually holds your weight YOU FAT BALD FUCK.


Anonymous said...
Yikes! What happened here?


Well now you have me going again, apart from the City of Lethbridge Bylaws and private property laws BIG GAY XXXXXX TAXI trying to enforce a "Reserved Parking Spot" at the XXXXXX. I should not even bother trying to state my case because your daily family bucket of XXXXXX downed by 20 litres of fryer oil will kill you quick you dumb fat fucking piece of shit.

Go fuck yourself and your 1991 Mercedes Benz you rode in on. Has that beast even past a safety inspection? Fuck you XXXXXX and your illegal/immorally GAY sign at the XXXXXX. FUCK YOU, EVERY CAB DRIVER IN THE CITY HATES YOUR FUCKING GUTS. YOUR SIGN HAS NO LEGAL CONSEQUENCE AND BASICALLY YOU ARE STEALING FROM THE REST OF US YOU FUCKING FAT PIECE OF SHIT, FUCK YOU.

I am more than happy to block your death cab from picking up at the XXXXXX. I consider it a public service to avoid a tragic death from someone entering your death cab.

If I haven't mentioned it go fuck yourself with you illegal sign. You are such a hypocrite, I have seen you downtown fagging at the XXXXXX ignoring the no stopping sign, you ignore a city issued parking sign yet expect every taxi to follow your "Reserved for XXXXXX", fuck you that is no taxi stand, go fuck yourself and have a look at the city bylaws you fat trans fat fucking piece of shit homo fag.

April 11, 2009:

I have found out recently that I am wrong about that sign and the agreement you have with the XXXXXX and will honor that agreement in the future. I apologize for disobeying your precious sign, the same way you disobey the no stopping sign at the XXXXXX on numerous occasions. I apologize for the sign and not for any other comments.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yikes! What happened here?

taxitalk said...

fuck him trash the sign
I follow the rules
But sometimes I wish I could enforce them cause no one really ever does

Anonymous said...

I followed your advice taxitalk. With my bare hands no less.

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