Weekend Randoms

I picked up this guy out in XXXXXX (at a bar). He says he is going to show me his ID, which he does. He takes his XXXXXX Status card from his wallet and shows me. I asked him "what do I need to see that for?" He says "oh, just so you know I won't rape you or anything". I said "I sure fucking hope not are you kidding me?", at least when he opened his wallet I got a glimpse of some cash but what a weird way to start a cab ride.

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I flagged this woman from XXXXXX Friday night and she said "I only went to the bar with $40 and now I have $80, how did that happen?" I asked "were you giving hand jobs on the side?" before she could respond I told her I was just kidding and apologized, we had a good laugh.

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I picked up this very nice looking woman from XXXXXX and she says disappointingly "I can't believe I couldn't find anyone to come home with me tonight". I looked at her and before I could say something really stupid she corrected herself and said that she meant her girlfriends, yeah it definitely got my mind racing dirty and I would have missed the turn unless she had corrected me.

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I drove this woman and her mother home from the bar, the young woman asked me to wait while she put her very drunk mother to bed, after that she was going to XXXXXX. I waited and waited and started getting impatient. I went up to the door and no answer, I assumed she must have passed out because she never came out to go to the bar, or even pay me for that matter. I had this pair earlier in the eveningt and I was sure she did not intentionally try to rip me off. I mean I had her credit card number from earlier and I knew where she worked.

I flagged a guy from XXXXXX later on and he says "I want to go to such and such address". It was the same address where this girl lived, I never said anything about it until we got to the place and I asked him to tell her that I was going to come back and collect my $20 another day. He decided to pay for her earlier fare, which saved me the trouble of tracking her down.

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Thanks for the head rub ladies, it was a nice touch.

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It was cool that you gave me a kiss on the cheek when you got in and were "playing" around with me but what was with the straw?  That was kind of weird.

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You and your friend each have one small child and you clearly have another on the way (unless you have some sort of giant tumor growing in your stomach) yet you were still planning on sharing a 40 of Polar Ice Vodka. How do you spell Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?

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