I hate when people go three blocks and their fare is less than $5 and they ask me if I have change for $100. When I say no they either get pissed off or pull out a smaller bill.
To all you "players" out there with a $100 bill:
1. Your fare better be over $50
2. You should tell me that is all you have so you can stop and get change somewhere
3. I am not a bank
4. Go fuck yourselves unless you satisfy number 1 or make prior arrangements with me